Take Me Away

21 hours ago

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!

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2 days ago

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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snorting-pepsi:

you probably wonder why i gathered you all here

snorting-pepsi:

you probably wonder why i gathered you all here

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ejacutastic:

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

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lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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sexxuel:

Ain’t that the truth

Ain’t that the truth

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